Quoting Shakespeare to some people is like buying a cow a bicycle
Revenge: not paying attention to that "tiny wee" voice in your head
"Coffee?" "Yeah; flat white" "What's that?" "Americano?" "What's that?"..."just coffee!"
The early morning sounds of scrappers on frozen windscreens. Scritch. Scratch. Scritch.
Shopping; I pulled out the correct change! I love it when the stars align!
Remember; this time yesterday you were wishing it was tomorrow