Millenials and their mobiles! Will they ever be separated?
Must be my age; I worry when I see kids with their laces undone
Computers; now there's a genie that won't be going back in the bottle!
Moths repeatedly crashing into streetlights. Mans unnatural sun
"I shouldn't really be drinking this"; said the man with the 'lived-in' nose.
The condoms; does he have a 'someone' or does he plan to get lucky?
