(An ode inspired by; and in homage to 'John Cooper- Clarke')
Shit on me windscreen that me wiper won't reach,
Shit mornin' commute 'cos "my life's a beach!"
Got three quid in me tank 'cos I ain't been paid,
got a porn on my passenger seat 'cos I can't get laid!
Put a camera on me 'elmet cos the bastards can't drive,
Put an 'elmet on me 'ead cos I'd rather be alive.
Me expressionless 'visage' -
Don't interact with me
I'm suited and booted,
me lanyard and me.
Me expressionless mobile
and coffee to go
on me mornin' commute,
I don't want to know!