(Haiku)

Look! Look again! The
garden's full of birds! Don't miss
what's under your nose

(Haiku)

What a lovely bridge
for two old pals to have a
game of poo sticks from

(Haiku)

Many many miles
ahead with only the 'sat nav'
for conversation

(Haiku)

The male pheasant. It's
handsome bright coat hides the less
than bright interllect

(Haiku)

I said to the man
I thought him a 'cheap round'. He
Asked; "a cheap round what?"