Don't poke your manager with a pen
say he,s seeing 'her' again,
Imply his mother is a hoare,
chain y'bike to 'is office door.
Don't say you like your old boss better
in an email or a letter,
some things are better off not said,
like you wanting him found dead,
or you wishing he would leave -
very soon, like Xmas eve!
Please don't mention the strange smell,
say you hope he rots in hell,
talk about his big bald head,
and that you bet he,s crap in bed.
Please don't call him a fat slob,
he,s really doing a good job,
and anyway I've never met a...
member of staff who could do better!
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