A crisp packet - what a racket!
A lunch - with a crunch!
In a bag - with a snag!
It's so loud - like a crowd;
at a game - all shouting the same;
word - ever heard;
a rocket taking off?
Well when ever you scoff...
Its like Concord going past,
a hand grenade blast.
It's just potato sliced thin,
yet makes such din!
And the packet - it's just a shroud,
but is so bloody loud!
If I want extra crunch - whilst having my lunch
If I need extra sound - I'm sure it can be found,
I could sit and chew a door - bang my head on the floor...
Oh! Don't worry, I'm not proud
Anyway it's not as loud,
as a crisp packet - WHAT A RACKET!!
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