(Haiku)

I haven't got a
hang-over! No really! I
have a summer cold.

(Haiku)

What is the point of
long shorts with socks that go right
up to your knees - mmm?

(Haiku)

Watching tennis, with
a glass of Pimms between showers.
How very British!

A Sort of Haiku

This verse of
three short lines of text
is not a haiku

This verse containing
seventeen syllables of
5, 7 and 5 ...is!

(Steps down from 'soap box')

(Haiku)

First thing this morning
I was feeling alright. Where
has that person gone?

(Haiku)

The power of food.
Feel down? Want to eat food  Feel
good? Want to eat food!