(Haiku)

Woke up with this tune
in my head. Hummed it all day!
Must really like it!

(Haiku)

Could the "all you can
eat breakfast" hasten the end
of the human race?

(Haiku)

Two huge breakfasts. He
tall and thin; she short and stout.
Opposites attract.

The Eskimos Noses is all They Exposes

Eskimos'es; rub their noses; 'gainst the nose of those they meet.
As a kind of greeting; to those; when meeting,
down a main; Eskimos'es high street.

An Eskimos kiss or a moment of bliss?
The question is why is it so?
The Eskimos say if we kissed in your way
We'd never be able to let go!

Eskimos'es in Northern lands have covered feet and covered hands
No T-shirts, shorts or thin PJ's
but roaring fires set ablaze
Wrapped up warm ' gainst what nature imposes,
the Eskimos noses is all they exposes!

(Haiku)

Family of five.
Four smart phones. One child in a
high chair; no phone yet.

(Haiku)

Dad dresses as a
woman, he's always done. It's
my kind of normal.