Condoms and as'prin... There's a man who likes to have all his bases covered!
I feel a bit like a tree being torn by the autumn winds today
How come the people who have to get up early don't look like they should!
If someone thought of this today they'd think them mad! Tar Barrels, Ottery
A wallet full of receipts. No cash tells tales of an opulent past!
I don't know who was producing more fumes, the old car or its driver!
