I Run Everywhere

I run everywhere,
these 'trainers' aren't for show.
I will always wear them
to everywhere I go!

I run everywhere
I'm found in 'joggers' clothes 
look; I have the outfit
so everybody knows!

I run everywhere,
I'm always in the gym
I haven't got the time to waste,
I must be keeping trim!

I run everywhere
...though my 'lycra kit' belies
I'm rearly not fit and healthy,
I'm simply in disguise!

Ssshhhh... don't tell anybody!

Summer River

There to water the land it winds
the crops in golden fields wide.
To the sea its channels flow
now in summer with levels low
its banks are dry on either side

Less a river; more 'babbling brook'
its lazy waters passing slow.
A meandering strip a route to find
no gentler sound that comes to mind
than waters 'babbling' on rocks below

Long its sweeping curves are deep
calm its surface waters held.
No trace of movement there I spied
no hurried dash to catch the tide
its flowing passion clearly quelled

In clouds the ubiquitous skimming midge 
a morsel for many a fish to snatch.
A leap; a snap with teeth like knives
or grace and speed the swallow dives
its endless quest a meal to catch

The summer river has not the strength
nor waters deep the land to quench.
Like us we have no need to race
so will simply take a slower pace!




Just A Thought

If I leave my "Soft Rock" playlist playing on my mobile
whilst I go out walking the dog
and there was no-one home to listen
was anyone entertained?

(Haiku)

Bricks, slate, glass, cement 
a house builds; but care and love
within; the home makes

Dorset

Dorset hugs the channels shore
to ancient cliffs its waters roar
waves uncovering 'beasts' of old
unvieled; then their stories told
enthusiasts flock to dig the ground
in hope that fossils can be found!

Above it's chalky bedrock; grow
its wheat and barley; row by row
terraced tracked-marked meadows steep 
the work of many cattles feet
iron-age forts; their ramparts still
mark the top of many a hill

Its almost empty countryside 
boasts panoramas; far and wide
the 'A35' like a ribbon; winds
the real Dorset it never finds
hurrying the tourists along their way
to where they think they ought to stay

In Dorset many a country pile 
was build in every size and style
'Athelhampton' or 'Charborough House'
both large enough for many a mouse
a 'Lion' and a 'Stag' on an arch; up high 
impressive to many a passer-by
'Max Gate', once the Dorchester abode
of 'Thomas Hardy'; it comands the road

Its pretty villages scattered about
with the funiest names; there is no doubt!
'Hazelbury Bryan', 'Hengistbury Head'
'Hermitage', 'Herston' - from 'Highcliffe' it's said
the views across to the 'Isle of Wight'
on a summers morn' make a wonderful sight!
To 'Durdle Door' the tourists march
to see the famous limestone arch
and 'Bournemouth's' beach; on summer days
is full with tourists 'catching rays'

The many faces of Dorset show
they're are many Dorsets to get to know
I know but a few; but with time to kill
I hope to discover more
and I'm sure that I will!


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