telling them what we're having for tea.
Our hair straighteners are telling them just how grey we are all going
and our toasters just how often we burn our toast.
You thought your camera doorbell was keeping an eye on just who came to the door...
It's not
it's reporting back on how often you mow the front lawn
and what pattern you give it.
Got one those digital "Alexa" thingys?
Think on!
Every time you use the word "hippopotamus"
the Chinese government get sent a report
on which episode of "Corry" you're watching
They're not to be trusted!
These smart devices - they communicate with the enemy!
I had to get up for a wee the other night
and I caught my electric toothbrush and beard trimmer
at it on the landing!
Don't trust them!
They're going to reproduce
and take over.
They're going to take-over the world!
Once the computers and the smart phones get involved - you take care!
It's not called a smart phone for nothing you know!
Hey it's true - the Chinese voices in my head told me so!
