Our New Mobile Phone God

A broad of band,
Brings net to hand.

Fussbook,
Farcebook,
Stick it up your arsebook!
The twit tweeted twoddle
of titter on Twatter.

Ins-tug-gram,
Outs-tug-gram,
Shake it all abouts-tug-gram.
The Vlogga blogger
is a seafront dogger.

You Tubed,
they tubed,
we all tubed on You Tubed.
Making time for the Farcetime slime.

Itunes?
Good bye tunes!
Apple in a pie tunes.
The music's now screaming,
Snotifys streaming.

Doogle searches
The band broad lurches

Amaze on prime
Fletnix rhyme.

The banned broad lurches
Our phones the new churches
Wotsapp with you sod?
Our new mobile phone God!