Showing posts with label the lottery terminal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the lottery terminal. Show all posts

The Lottery Terminal

"Hello - just give me a second
I'm just checking your lottery numbers...

Ah
commiserations 
you've not won the lottery again
but we really value your two pound outlay each week
with your lucky numbers 
and you did match two numbers
so...

as we're nice 
and don't want you to work out that you only have the slimmest of chances on winning the jackpot anyway...

here's a free ticket
a free entry for another day
so you can win nothing - another time!"