(Haiku)

Snappy 'one-liners';

I have heard, are wasted on 

the hard of hearing

(Haiku)

Not to be rude, but...

you really don't understand 

sarcasm do you!

(Haiku Tanka)

If this haiku is

written in the middle of 

a forest and there's...

no-one is there to read it

does that make it a tanka?

(Haiku)

why is it that those 

who 'haven't got it' tend to

'flaunt it' even more?

(Haiku)

Today is going

to be a "watch TV and 

eat crisps" sort of day

(Haiku)

Paying ten pounds to

see the grave of Karl Marx. He

wouldn't be happy

(Haiku)

They have their world on 

their mobiles but not their minds 

on what's around them

(Haiku)

Shopping.  Child quizzes 

Dad. Spanish inquisition 

couldn't do better

(Haiku)

Saplings grow along

side fallen companions.

The circle of life

(Haiku)

Strength is passing up 

the chance of buying a drink

when drink's all you want

(Haiku)

Two trash drinks, three bars 

of chocolate and some 

antacid tablets!

(Haiku)

How come I have the

time to make a mess but not

time to tidy up?

(Haiku)

I have a pen. I 

have a note pad. All I need 

is an idea!

(Haiku)

Valentine's day cards

hastily being bought and

written on the day!

(Haiku)

A bus went by and

there was one person not on

his phone! What a freak!

(Haiku)

Man verses machine:

"I can get spot on fourty 

quid!" ...damn that penny!

(Haiku)

"Who am I to judge?"

Signed: Lord Chief Justice Dury

K.C. O-M-G!

(haiku)

Adults are just large

kids with half an idea 

on how to do stuff 

(Haiku)

Supper was "cheesy

dips" and a "cherry ice vape"

Some fruit I suppose

(Haiku)

Mind the gap between 

what's going on in your head 

and reality!