Mediocrity for charity,
crap for a good cause.
not my idea of entertainment,
probably not yours!
A 'nobody' with his mother,
there on a 'nothing' show,
hosted by an aging 'has-been'
in; for his final go.
Fuck off with your tabloid TV!
Your bland; moronic tripe!
I really don't care for 'celebrity'
...and all the fucking hype!
John Logie-Baird: For your attention.
They've really fucked up - your great invention!
