Schroedingers breakdown service

An RAC breakdown van
sent out to a call
to recover
an RAC breakdown van which had broken down...
Couldn't the two men fix it!
Two RAC breakdown vans go by...
one towing the other!

(Haiku)


Obituaries
can make a heavy read. I'll 
check mine out later!

(Haiku)

Who'd be a tennis
coach! Your player plays a fault
and it's your mistake!

(Haiku/Limerick/Tanka)

I write other things;
not just Haikus. Limericks
are sometimes written 
Sometimes Tankas; when smitten...
but Haiku's I love the most!

Moving back home

"Oh! Hello dear, do come in!
Is everything alright..?
....you need to move back home?
Oh!
Come; sit down,
let's talk about everything!
Is he treating you well,
is everything alright in that department,
you know? - (cough cough!)
Oh - he's in the car...
with the dog!
I'll put the kettle on!
Are you tea or coffee these days?
Of course your father and I would love to have you in our tiny little house again - I'm afraid we've taken over your old room 'though!
I'll ask him to make some sandwiches - you always used to like his egg ones!
Would you like that?

MICHAEL!

It'll be a bit of a squash
what with your dog - and your partner and all your chattels 
...but we'll work it out!
I suppose we could chat over tea and biscuits,
whilst watching some of those TV series we used to like watching.
You might still have some old school friends in the village,
you could hook up with them - wouldn't that be nice!

So...
...you need to move back home now?
Well of course you can!
You seem to have everything with you...

...we might need to talk about the price of everything 'though!"

Real Soak

Rain storm
far from warm.
Bin-bag black,
inaffective rain-mack.
Day not 'bright and gay'
but grimey; grim a 'gravy' grey.
Above us; a storm 
a scary sinister swarm
of rain permiating minds
pitty; penatrating all kinds
souls submerged and sunk
not a biscuit; cup of tea dunk
drowning under tea spoon stir
vortex round and round; a blurr
storm go; find other folk 
those in need of a real soak