Don't quit giving up!
Tea leaves 'Staines'
...in Middlesex
At least you've got nothing!
At least an empty jam jar has air in it!
Unless it's in a vacuum of course
...which sucks!
I'm dying to be in the Times obituary column!
Was that a 'tick' or a 'tock?'
That downpipe is depressed
as the water running down it - chuckles!
Does a clock ever get time off?
That's a big hole that digger's got itself into!
Gin! - that's the spirit!
I can't see my glasses to find my hearing aids - pardon?!
This broken truss offers me no support!
Why doesn't snoring wake up the snorer?
I don't find this bra uplifting in the slightest!
I'm sorry that my barometer is under so much pressure
Golf - balls!
...it's just my opinion!
The wind - blew
so what colour is the rain?
How heavy is a flame?
Who owns the view?
Why?
I said couldn't talk right now! OK?
What have I forgotten?
I don't remember
...I don't remember what I've forgotten?
Don't listen to me
... everything I say isn't true!
