So much has been said that isn't quite right
like the sun can be seen in the middle of the night!
In summer, the Eiffel tower grows taller
and in the winter it becomes a little smaller!
Australia is wider than the moon
and much warmer on a sunny afternoon
take the humble crustacean - it is said
the heart of a shrimp can be found in its head
there are 100 pleats in a single chef's hat
quite why you would need any more than that!
the Guinea Pig in Switzerland mustn't live on its own
the sensitive little things don't like being alone
look up at night through the heavenly skies
Venus, the only planet to spin clockwise
an ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
thus the "head in the sand" thing is easy to explain!
pigs can't look up into the sky
perhaps that's why they cannot fly!
Walt Disney's frozen body, waiting lays
for science to defrost and then apraise
d'you know you can't hum if you hold your nose
but then who would want to I suppose!
a shark must keep swimming 'else it sinks
no time to stop, keep going me thinks
everyone's tongue print is different it's said
didn't know I had a tongue print in my head!
according to the internet one of these isn't true
which one - who knows?
that's up to you!
(Perhaps you need to read this again
or drop me a message and I'll explain)
