6 AM And Up

6am and there are people up who really shouldn't be!
"That man in the van"
waiting
expressionless 
deep-set eyes staring out at me as if dead
not moving
not blinking
only sparking back to life when the coffees arrive

"The ditherers"
the ones who've managed to get up
...just
who spent 5 seconds choosing an outfit
managed to get the car going
managed to grab the newspaper 
who look like they're awake 
but spend 10 minutes walking up and down the shop
reaching out with certainty for something 
then pulling back
returning to the item they refused five minutes ago
Oh that'll do!

"The lads"
the builders
the roofers and 'sparkies'
those keeping our world turning 
those who have obviously been out until the 'wee-small' hours
chatting up the women
drinking the bars dry
showing off their dancing skills
'hair-of-the-dog'
now on automatic pilot and off to work!

"The agricultural workers"
arrive in a tractor that's bigger than your house
work in a different time zone
26 hours a day
8 days a week
shorts and T-shirts all year round
brushed hair?
nah!
breakfast on the hoof?
oh yes!
Out the night before?
naturally!
Hand fulls of energy drinks and sandwiches
as preparation for the next 26 hour shift!

"The white-van-men"
knacked from the previous 12 hour shift 
4 hours kip
up and at it again
coffees and energy drinks for todays 12 hour shift 
cafine - loaded
fuel - loaded
van - loaded
let's go!

There are exceptions of course.
The nurse just off a night shift
happy to be going home
happy to be off to bed!
the happy retired folk
every day is a day off!
let's get up early and drive 'round slowly
"we can't lye-in anymore anyway!"
the happy holidaymakers 
we've paid for the hotel
we couldn't sleep because of the bed 
so we have popped out for a paper before the all-in breakfast!
and the friendly shop worker
happy to be there
happy to see you
happy with his lot!

...usually!

It's Only Money

It's only money!
A penny for your...
A fool and his...
You can't take it with...
It doesn't grow on...

low growth
Tax and spend
mini budgets
windfall tax
fiscal drag
stag-flation
means tested
high inflation 
fiscal strategy 
cost of living
support package
bank of England
financial support
public sector pay
economic depression
energy market levy

I.F.S.
V.A.T.
A.T.M.
E.F.T.
R.O.I.

F.F.S!
It's only money!

(haiku)

I am an adult
with cash and can buy wine, so
the fallout be damned!

Could Do Their Bit Too

What did your relatives do in the last world war?
What battalion were they in?
What ship did they serve on?
What submarine did they crew?
Which aircraft did they navigate?
What beaches did they land on?

Where did they fight?
What great battles were they involved with?
Into where were they airlifted?
Into where did they parachute?
And to which camp were they sent?

Did they suffer much pain?
Were they repatriated?
What medals did they get?
Or where did they die?

Im proud to say my relatives didn't fight
My relatives stayed at home
They stayed at home as 'essential workers'
Digging the coal to keep the country moving
Keeping the steam powered ships ready and able to fight the enemy 
Protecting our shores
Protecting the convoys which kept us fed
Powering the trains which moved the armaments 
Moved the supplies unloaded from ships
Warming those long dark nights
Keeping those home fires burning
Doing their bit
So those who got medals
Could do their bit too

Tough

A Dad encourages his son to the healthy drinks section
then chooses an "energy drink" for himself.
Being a Dad is tough!

(Haiku)

Cafine. The wonder
drug that fixes all known ills, 
including mornings