Moving back home

"Oh! Hello dear, do come in!
Is everything alright..?
....you need to move back home?
Oh!
Come; sit down,
let's talk about everything!
Is he treating you well,
is everything alright in that department,
you know? - (cough cough!)
Oh - he's in the car...
with the dog!
I'll put the kettle on!
Are you tea or coffee these days?
Of course your father and I would love to have you in our tiny little house again - I'm afraid we've taken over your old room 'though!
I'll ask him to make some sandwiches - you always used to like his egg ones!
Would you like that?

MICHAEL!

It'll be a bit of a squash
what with your dog - and your partner and all your chattels 
...but we'll work it out!
I suppose we could chat over tea and biscuits,
whilst watching some of those TV series we used to like watching.
You might still have some old school friends in the village,
you could hook up with them - wouldn't that be nice!

So...
...you need to move back home now?
Well of course you can!
You seem to have everything with you...

...we might need to talk about the price of everything 'though!"

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