What Was The Question?

I've got food enough to eat

matching shoes for both my feet
And a roof below the sky
keeping bed both warm and dry
and a chair on which to sit
('though the stitching's slightly split)
and a computer with a screen
and a son, who at sixteen
goes to college to learn cooking
is very tall (and so good looking!)
and a wife who never stops
goes off to work and to the shops
and will never stop 'n relax
and my car has got it's tax
and although the car is old
it always starts when it is cold
And I've got a D.A.B.
and once broke my front door key
Although I rescued it
I as a child was taught to knit!

I like Simon and Garfunkel
I haven't got - but am an uncle
I think the BBC is better
I'd rather type than write a letter
and I really don't  like the telly
...in the fridge there's something smelly!
I have a broken curtain rail
and I once sponsored a whale
'though the whale did not say thanks
oh! I really do hate banks
Stood there waiting on the phone
prefer the sax to slide trombone

My team; alas - West Ham
Its marmalade for me not jam
I think the X-Factor is crap
although I'm able to read a map
It is Betjeman for me
either coffee, milk or tea

Yes I do get indigestion -
...sorry what; what was the question?