It's Only Money

It's only money!
A penny for your...
A fool and his...
You can't take it with...
It doesn't grow on...

low growth
Tax and spend
mini budgets
windfall tax
fiscal drag
stag-flation
means tested
high inflation 
fiscal strategy 
cost of living
support package
bank of England
financial support
public sector pay
economic depression
energy market levy

I.F.S.
V.A.T.
A.T.M.
E.F.T.
R.O.I.

F.F.S!
It's only money!

(haiku)

I am an adult
with cash and can buy wine, so
the fallout be damned!

Could Do Their Bit Too

What did your relatives do in the last world war?
What battalion were they in?
What ship did they serve on?
What submarine did they crew?
Which aircraft did they navigate?
What beaches did they land on?

Where did they fight?
What great battles were they involved with?
Into where were they airlifted?
Into where did they parachute?
And to which camp were they sent?

Did they suffer much pain?
Were they repatriated?
What medals did they get?
Or where did they die?

Im proud to say my relatives didn't fight
My relatives stayed at home
They stayed at home as 'essential workers'
Digging the coal to keep the country moving
Keeping the steam powered ships ready and able to fight the enemy 
Protecting our shores
Protecting the convoys which kept us fed
Powering the trains which moved the armaments 
Moved the supplies unloaded from ships
Warming those long dark nights
Keeping those home fires burning
Doing their bit
So those who got medals
Could do their bit too

Tough

A Dad encourages his son to the healthy drinks section
then chooses an "energy drink" for himself.
Being a Dad is tough!

(Haiku)

Cafine. The wonder
drug that fixes all known ills, 
including mornings

Schrodingers Ambulance

Rather than taking poorly people to the people hospital
it is itself being taken to the ambulance hospital on the back of a breakdown truck.
It is at the same time both an ambulance
yet not an ambulance!