who said Mr Gummer - he's our plumber
had mate
Mr Tilda - he's the builder
who's doing our extension
admidst all this tension
he knew the lady - Mrs Maxi,
she the one who drives the taxi
who caught Mr Mickey - he's the brickie
"laying bricks" if you you know what I mean
with her - at number 2-15
and the mother-in-law
said she saw
Mrs Meacher - you know the teacher
with Mrs Top - at the corner shop
and felt she saw Mr Mars - he the one who fixes cars
kissing Mrs Hatcher - she the one who married the thatcher
Mr Catt - or something like that
then set light to the bar
which belonged to Mrs Parr
so they called the nurse in somewhat of a hurry,
I think her name is - Mrs Curry
and of course PC Hopper - the local copper
was dragged from his bed
it was his own one they said
because Mr Goad - who mends the road
said he knew they wouldn't get through
for the high street was closed
a detour imposed
for Mr Proctor was "under the doctor"
Dr Dean - if you know what I mean
and that Mrs Palmer - the local farmer
eloped with Mr Smithern-Bain
you know the posh bloke with the plane!
Well that's what they said
no truer word
...I think that's the story
so I heard!
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