Very (My Very Very Loo)

I smelt the very man's presence 

with my very own nose

the aftershave he'd so very heavily applied. 

With his very own hands

across his very own body

...so liberally spread 

it couldn't be denied!

The very sound of his breathing 

from his very own lungs

noisily escaping through his very nasel hair

that itself was escaping 

from the very same nostrels

so many; and so lengthy,

it was hard not stare!

I saw the very man with my very own eyes.

I heard his very voice

with my very own ears.

He sounded very distressed 

and his words were lightly spoken

but my brain understood it - it appears.

It seems the very man had been very very unlucky 

on the very lengthy journey he had planned for that day.

He somehow got very muddled

and spilt his very hot coffee

over his very very lap

along his very very way!

I thought it very odd that this very red faced chap

on a very lengthy journey would have suffered in this way

and that this very unfortunate chap should have happened there upon me

without so very very much to say!

It seems the very incident was merely the beginning

setting a chain reaction into play.

The very smell that lead the way

was the perfume of his wife

and the reason he was wearing it

he would very soon portray 

With some very unfortunate timing

she sneezed as she applied

sending clouds of perfume his very way!

As he drove the very car

he'd became most very thirsty

and the coffee that was held

in its cup - just wouldn't stay!

Again some very bad timing

(or a very perfect storm)

perfume heading skywards in one splurge

covering him - cup released

very coffee on his lap

very car and it's occupants 

both very bruised and very creased!

...and the coffee from the cup?

Soaked his very face

because the very car had hit a very tree.

Both unhurt but very - very shaken

the car very - very written off

the hapless two were very - very lucky if... I am not mistaken!

So; I was very shocked as the very man appeared,

smelling very sweetly - after tales of 'daring do'!

yet all that he could say was 

could he have a glass of water

...and may he use my very very loo!