"Un-real-istic promises" a shampoo that will revitalise your hair!
Nourish it - with our new, special, formula, system, method
...eradicating split-ends and global poverty
flawlessly covering grey's ...and blues and greens -
curing the common cold
and leaving you with an all-over - deep - down,
sense of doubt!
It will end all world conflicts,
...leaving them soft and manageable
De- frizz down to the tip and up to the roots
Add bounce and shine.
Get added, extra, total, condition - smoothness - flick - freshness;
and other made-up things
...magically become attractive to the opposite sex.
oh! and it will wash your hair!!
"Un-real-istic promises" - because you fall for it every time!
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