COMPUTER FOR SALE

The modern computer – step back in awe!
(what did I buy the dam thing for?)
Take ‘Aunty Bea’ and ’Uncle Bevan’
She’s ‘XP’ and he is  ‘7’!
Freya; Bevan’s little sister
Says it’s better having ‘Vista’
“Better than a quill & papyrus!”
 ...(but still she has no anti-virus!)

Bevan must put on his  speck’s
to see his ‘docs’ from his ‘doc-ex’
his ‘malwarebytes’ from his ‘Spybot’
“does ‘C’ need cleaning - or does it not?”
The next door neighbour; Mr Horton’s
having issues with his ‘Norton’
never a problem for Aunty Bea,
with her protection from ‘A.V.G!’

Now Bevan’s little sister; Freya’s
trying to up-date her old ‘Flash-Player’
discovers new ‘Adobe AIR’
“Should I have it -  should I care?”
What’s more our cousin in Nairobi’s
also trying to install ‘Adobe’
and getting in a bit of a  ‘lava’...
“what the bloody hell is ‘Java’?”

Office; ‘Open’ or two thousand & ten?
...will ‘98’ be in vogue again?
This dammed thing's driving me insane -
why does ‘Help’ never quite explain!

An idea! A poster ; which I could type
(and  finally get rid, of this load of tripe!)

“For sale - needs expert - not easily confused
a computer - as new - and very little used!”