(Haiku)

The weather. What do
other nationalities
bellyache about?

(Haiku)

Ooooh! ...stump grinding,
...bush trimming, ...hedge laying. Tree
care is very carnal!

(Haiku)

'Organised' is a
place; far far away! Well it
sure is this morning!

(Haiku)

Buying something and
gasping at the price "how much!?"
Sounding like your Dad

Our New Mobile Phone God

A broad of band,
Brings net to hand.

Fussbook,
Farcebook,
Stick it up your arsebook!
The twit tweeted twoddle
of titter on Twatter.

Ins-tug-gram,
Outs-tug-gram,
Shake it all abouts-tug-gram.
The Vlogga blogger
is a seafront dogger.

You Tubed,
they tubed,
we all tubed on You Tubed.
Making time for the Farcetime slime.

Itunes?
Good bye tunes!
Apple in a pie tunes.
The music's now screaming,
Snotifys streaming.

Doogle searches
The band broad lurches

Amaze on prime
Fletnix rhyme.

The banned broad lurches
Our phones the new churches
Wotsapp with you sod?
Our new mobile phone God!

(Haiku)

What is the point of
coffee if not for cafine?
De-caf? Extra-caf!!