Pheasants scatter as we pass as two deer simply glare in annoyance.
"Mind the gap!" ...between reality; and that stuff going 'round your head!
A one hundred and seventy thousand pound car is still just a car!
'Chicken Tikka' is my favourite curry; (as well as ABBA song!)
A vortex of leaves chases down the verge after a lorry passes
It's really not my eyes. I'm at that age where my arms aren't long enough!
