Moths repeatedly crashing into streetlights. Mans unnatural sun
"I shouldn't really be drinking this"; said the man with the 'lived-in' nose.
The condoms; does he have a 'someone' or does he plan to get lucky?
Condoms and as'prin... There's a man who likes to have all his bases covered!
I feel a bit like a tree being torn by the autumn winds today
How come the people who have to get up early don't look like they should!