Lights on alarms from cars in the sales pool: flash like fireflies seeking mates
Rescued a daddy longlegs and took him outside. Enjoy your short life!
A round; two kilo metal disc for throwing in track and field - discus
An M.P's reply: "You are not getting me to name him!" Me: "GO ON!"
You really can't go anywhere without meeting somebody you know
I'm really not sure who's having more fun on this train; Dad or his son
The seaside selfie. Grab your ice cream, turn your back to the sea, and smile!
The relentless fight. Waves battle mans defences. Only time will tell!
Gentlemen open doors for their wives, and then hold their hands - remember?
Stretching, yawning, cans of "wake-me-up", large 'Costas' - blimey he looked rough!
Pull in to let a car pass down a country lane; and he needs that turn!
Septembers clichés. Autumn, summer's passed, winters approach. It's all true
Computers make us wait on purpose. They think we like staring at screens
Two cans of "wake-me- up" drink. The eyes say two days of sleep required.
An alcoholic popped in for a discussion on 'licencing hours'.