Showing posts with label Haiku. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Haiku. Show all posts

(Haiku)

He who moans at wife
who 'nags' must look in mirror
he forgot to clean!

(Haiku)

How is it that old
people remember they are 
very forgetful?

(Haiku)

Autumn mornings make
me want to write Haikus but;
they've all been written!

(Haiku)


Sometimes I feel as
defenceless as a snowflake
facing dawn's first light.

(Haiku)

The more life takes from
me, the more I realise 
just how much I have.

(Haiku)

Lights on alarms from
cars in the sales pool: flash like
fireflies seeking mates

(Haiku)

Rescued a daddy
longlegs and took him outside.
Enjoy your short life!

(Haiku)

A round; two kilo
metal disc for throwing in
track and field - discus

(Haiku)

An M.P's reply:
"You are not getting me to
name him!" Me: "GO ON!"

(Haiku)

The seaside selfie.
Grab your ice cream, turn your back
to the sea, and smile!

(Haiku)

The relentless fight.
Waves battle mans defences.
Only time will tell!

(Haiku)

Gentlemen open
doors for their wives, and then hold
their hands - remember?

(Haiku)

Stretching, yawning, cans
of "wake-me-up", large 'Costas' -
blimey he looked rough!

(Haiku)

Pull in to let a
car pass down a country lane;
and he needs that turn!

(Haiku)

Septembers clichés.
Autumn, summer's passed, winters
approach. It's all true

(Haiku)

Computers make us
wait on purpose. They think we
like staring at screens

(Haiku)

Two cans of "wake-me-
up" drink. The eyes say two
days of sleep required.

(Haiku)

An alcoholic
popped in for a discussion
on 'licencing hours'.